Best Match: Scene-queen Librans Worst Match: Hairy Taureans Best Match: Zippy Geminis Worst Match: C-List Scorpios Best Match: Virgin Virgos Worst Match: Camel-toed Capricorns Best Match: Little "B" Scorpios Worst Match: Any Pisces in Crisis Best Match: Foxy Capricorns Worst Match: Chooky old Geminis Best Match: Very attractive Libras Worst Match: Pussy-bum Pisces Best Match: Small-breasted Virgos Worst Match: Warty Cancerians Best Match: Frizzy-haired Leos Worst Match: Flat-haried Scorpios Best Match: Pretty-girl Aries Worst Match: Jaunty capped Geminis Best Match: Inkstinktive Virgos Worst Match: Snakey Scorpios Best Match: Yuman Scorpios Worst Match: Boring Taureans Best Match: Button-pushing Leos Worst Match: Whingeing Aquarians