The Bon Beach Diet Forget the South Beach Diet. Try the Bon Beach Diet. Bon Beach station has announced the opening of a Gloria Jeans franchise on the platform so now you can have as many guilt free skinny chinos as you like. Fountain Lakes Women Don't Get Fat Diet The idea with this diet is that you always sit down to eat. This is Kim's favourite as she doesn't like to stand when she's eating a jumbo packet of 'Lays'. Vegan Diet We are so over it! Life isn't worth living if you can't have Kath's chicken feet. Ditto CSIRO - so shoot us if we enjoy a roll of an evening - we're only yuman! The Small Plate Diet (as used by Rachel Hunter) She says that if she puts her food on a small plate it feels like she's eating more. Sounds stupid but is Rachel Hunter stupid? We think not. We also think Penny Lancaster stole all her crockery when she moved in with Rod Stewart and all Rachel has is a few saucers (until she has time to pop down to IKEA)!! You've both had your fair share of ups and downs - do you turn to food when times get tough? KATH: No, I find my solace in huffy puffy. KIM: Yes, I will admit a Tia Maria Tim Tam, or five, can chase the blues away. Do either of you have any dishes you like to call your own? KATH: Crown of franks - an oldie but a goodie. Just sew a bunch of savs together in the shape of a crown and stuff the middle with mash potato ... pretty and filling. KIM: Soggy nachos. Have you had any kitchen disasters? KIM: Once I didn't take the plastic wrap off my Celine Cusine before I put it in the microwave and it all melted into the "French-style" Salmon and white sauce. It wasn't really a disaster because you couldn't taste the difference. KATH: Any ... read all! I am a Leo - a fire sign - so I burn everything. Who's the most famous person you've eaten with? KIM: You know in the second series of Big Brother, the intruder? She was at the next table to me at the food court. Which three famous people would you invite to dinner? KATH: Dan Brown, I'd tell him about the hours he's made me waste and get him to sign Kel's copy of The Power of One; Posh Spice, I'd like to pick her brains; and John Howard, to give him a serve ... of Kel's sticky date. KIM: Jessica Simpson for her conversation, Cate Blanchett because she looks like she doesn't eat much and Reese Withaspoon because we're running low on cutlery.