When are you too old to wear a bikini? 30? 40? 50? KATH: Never. I mean look at those pictures of Nutella Versace on her yacht in the Mediterranean...from behind she looks 20! KIM: Yeah and from the front she looks like a hundred year old groper. KATH: Poor Nutella. Skinny legs make me look fat. Do I have to wear them? KIM: Yes. It's nice, it's normal. I am the biggest fashion victim in Fountain Lakes. Skinny legs, ballet flats and smock tops…no one looks good in them but that's fashion isn't it? What can you do? How do you keep rough, dry elbows at bay? KATH: I cleanse and tone of an evening never forgetting the elbow area which is one of my homogenous zones. Help! I'm cracking up - well my heels are! What can I do? KIM: If you are ever to get into your candy slides again listen up - pumice, pumice, pumice! I have nasty flat hair. Is perming ever going to come back in? KATH: What? It never went out! Guys love frizzy hair on a lady especially when it's on her head.