Kim: No I don't! What sort of mother are you? She needs an iPhone or she will be the laughing stock of crèche. Kim: I have been giving Epponnee a squirt or two because she's starting to get little crows feet. So by all means, start on her feet. Kim: I heard a nice version of that name the other day - Detestannii. Pretty. Kim: Dear Mat, I like the sound of your wife. I like the cut of her jib. Maybe she and I could chew the fat over a stuffed potato at Fountain Gate some time? Kim: He'll be fine. I practically live on cream in a can and look at me? Kim: Shut up Mum! And by the way did you put my skinny legs in the dryer because I can't get them on????